Voice Cast:

Tony Esquivel:
Sephiroth Sexar, Escaflowne, Shasta, Old Furry, Horse, Exploding Horse, Non-Exploding Horse, Goat, Captain, Guards, Train Conductor, Dark Mysterious Cloud of Crack Trippiness, Oxen, Gato, Gordon, King Pickup Ford Truck, Yu-Gi-Oh!, "Dude, We're Ninjas," Soldier Boy, James Potter, Wheel, Beasts, Idiots, Townsfolk, "Wrong Moive, DUMBASS!!", Ronso Children, Liquid Snake, Solid Snake, Watch-Radio, Unicron, Wizard Number 1, Morpheus, Ramen, "dot dot dot"

Heather Imig:
Hitomi Kanzaki, Idiot, Ronso Children, Wizard Number 2, Oxen, Bottle, Angel, Welsh Corgi

Joseph "Squall" Busby:
Bus Ford Truck/Van Fanel, Bishonen Squad

Lathan Murrell:
Gay Lord Foker (Jareth Ramrod Ford Truck), Mufasa Ronso

Jennifer Dahlgren:
Chii, Dillodo Ronso (Prepubescent), Idiot

Tyler "Blond Squall" Mosier:
Dragnet Announcer, Dillodo (Post Puberty)

Aaron "the Bard" Stoliker:
Smeagle, Nukunuku, Gato, Ramen, CJ, Keith, Guards, Sandwiches Guy, Commander Black, Liono, Goat

Paul Ward:
Hair Dryer

Kim Baker:
Barbarella, Idiot

Becky Potter:
Merle

Cassie Richoux:
Anthy

Johnny Ray:
Evil Horse, Run AWAY!

Nick Kehm:
Duhhhh, Run AWAY!

Jeff H:
Navigator, Guards, Yoda, Gato, Bible Black Man

Alan Richoux:
Posterboy, "Next Time on the Catastrophe of Escaflowne!!"

Kiyra:
Tour Guide, Gato, Ronso Children, Idiot

Sara "Alanna82" McArdle:
Birds

Alex VanCleave:
Smarmy British Guard (Crow's Nest Guard), Beasts

Pikachu:
Ikue Ohtani

Orson Wells:
Unicron

Harry Goz:
Holy CRAP!

With Special Guest Appearance by:
Robert Esquivel as Van's Attendant

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Footage Used:

Escaflowne: A Girl in Gaea aka Escaflowne the Movie, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Final Fantasy VII, Chrono Trigger, Pokemon, Cowboy Bebop, Initial D, and Evangelion…damnit

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Production Credits:

An Esquivel Studios and Uncreative Productions project

Directed by:
Tony Esquivel

Written by:
Tony Esquivel

Produced by:
Tony Esquivel, Heather Imig, Cassie Richoux

Casting by:
Tony Esquivel

Music Placement by Tony Esquivel and Heather Imig

Graphical Crayonist:
Heather Imig

People Who Didn't Do Anything Due to Freak Moving Accidents, but we Love You Anyway
Katie Simpson, Rebecca Harbison

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Technical Crew:

Footage Rippers:
Heather Imig, Nick Kehm, Tony Esquivel

Video Editing by:
Heather Imig, Tony Esquivel

Sound Editing by:
Heather Imig, Tony Esquivel

Foley:
Heather Imig, Tony Esquivel

Sound Studio Recording by:
Heather Imig, Tony Esquivel

Sound Recorded at:
La Casa de Cassie Richoux's Basement Recording Studios (Thank you so much for putting up with us for all of these years, we swear we love you to tears)

"Authentic" Canadian Dialect Supervisor:
Paul Ward

Laptop Loaners:
Crystal Cata, Joseph "Squall" Busby

Head of Transportation:
Heather Imig

Best Boy:
Alex VanCleave

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The Songs:

Sexy Winged Sephiroth
Composer: Nobou Uematsu
Lyrics: Tony Esquivel
Vocals: The Sexy Sephiroth Choir

Ode to Merle
Melody: Ludwig Van Beethoven
Vocals: Becky Potter, Heather Imig, Cassie Richoux Tony Esquivel, Joseph "Squall" Busby

The Brink of Death
Yasunori Mitsuda

Star Wars Main Theme (Revenge of the Sith)
John Williams

Final Fantasy 9 Boss Battle
Nobuo Uematsu

Hymn of the Fayth
Nobuo Uematsu

Carnival
The Pillows

The Brightened Garden
Shinkichi Mitsumune

Early Bird
Yoko Kanno

Mushroom Hunting
Yoko Kanno

The Hunger
Transformers the Movie

The Hunger (Unicron Techno Remix)
Transformers the Movie

Livin' La Vida Loca (Spanish version)
Ricky Martin

Godzilla, King of the Monsters
Akira Ifukube

He's a Pirate
Klaus Bandelt

Those Chosen by the Planet
Nobuo Uematsu

Kimi Sae Ire Ba - Symphonic Version
Masaki Iwamoto

Suraggu Keikoku no Asa
Joe Hisaishi

Hash Hash
Tsuneo Imahori

Conga Feeling
Vivian

Those Who Fight Further
Nobuo Uematsu

Victory Fanfare
Nobuo Uematsu
(Sung by Aaron "the Bard" Stoliker)

Let's Go On (Contest version)
Rhapsody - A Musical Adventure

Poison
Shinkichi Mitsumune

Mantis' Hymn
Metal Gear Solid

The Imperial March
John Williams

The Bridge of Khazad Dum
Howard Shore

Good Night Until Tomorrow
Nobuo Uematsu

La Señorita Virtual
DDR

Cats on Mars
Yoko Kanno

Around the World
Move

Wind Scene
Yasunori Mitsuda

Battle Without Honor or Humanity
Kill Bill Vol. 1

Force Your Way
Nobuo Uematsu

Holding Out for a Hero (Shrek Remix)
Jennifer Saunders

Go Go Cactus Man
Yoko Kanno

Colorless Sky
Tsuneo Imahori

ShinRa Company
Nobuo Uematsu

Inhuman Illusory Soul Fusion Magic
Shinkichi Mitsumune

Wish I Had an Angel
Nightwish

This Land
Hans Zimmer

Gatekeeper
Nightwish

Kyokuhoku no Tami
Nobuo Uematsu

Pejde
Joe Hisaishi

Circle of Life
Carmen Twillie/Lebo M.

On That Day, Five Years Ago
Nobuo Uematsu

Danger!!
Metal Gear Solid

We Are Siamese if You Please
Lady and the Tramp

Cantina Band
John Williams

Tuxedo Mask Exits
Sailor Moon

The Saga Continues
Bruce Faulconer

Musawe
Yoko Kanno

I Got High
Afroman

Power Hungry
Yuki Kajiura

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
William Shatner

Baachiya Mima
Perfect Blue

Eyes on Me
Faye Wong

Battle with Magus
Yasunori Mitsuda

Angel Attack
Neon Genesis Evangelion

Everything's Catching on Fire
They Might Be Giants

God Finger Battle Theme
G Gundam

Sure Promise
Big O

Smoke Two Joints
Sublime

Zettai Unmei Mokushiroku - Adolescence Rush
Shinkichi Mitsumune

Dead Soldiers with Unmarked Graves
Gundam Wing

The Extreme
Nobuo Uematsu

Communication with King Insect
Joe Hisaishi

Kuja Leaving Burmecia
Nobuo Uematsu

Chrono Trigger (Arranged Version)
Yasunori Mitsuda

Bang, Bang
Nancy Sinatra

Belladonna's Snare
Shinkichi Mitsumune

Duel of the Fates
John Williams

Hallelujah
Rufus Weinright

Powder
Yoko Kanno

You've Got the Touch
Transformers the Movie

Baby I'm Amazed
Paul McCartney

Eyes on Me (Classical Version)
Faye Wong

1000 Words
Matsueda & Eguchi

Blue
Yoko Kanno

I Just Can't Wait to Be King
Elton John

Final Fantasy Main Theme
Nobuo Uematsu

And of course….

Oujisama ni Naritari
Saa, Watashi to Engage Shite/ The Utena Musical
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We would like to give credit to all of the images we found via google searching, but for security reasons involving tar and chicken feathers and a very, very depraved walrus, we have chosen not to disclose their names.

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We would like to state that we do not in fact own any real property included in this movie
Escaflowne the Movie belongs to Bandai. Or something.

The following motion picture is a work of parody and should be taken seriously, unless a movie would otherwise impair your judgment, in which case you should get mental help.

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For more material, visit the unofficial official website, http://escadub.uncreativity.com/

For contact:
FLCL2000@hotmail.com

Special Thanks to:

The Lincoln, Nebraska anime club (Otaku Jinrui), hentai, Saa, Watashi to Engage Shite (The Utena Live Action Musical), Family Guy, Bible Man (For teaching good Christian morals for ages five-to-twelve), Final Fantasy, Pokemon, Caffeine, Alcohol, Camp Fuck You Die (for keeping Heather sane during the duration of this project), hentai (again) Eva ReDeath, Bandai for not suing us…yet

And finally, Reika Kitami…thank you for empowering the women of Japan.