Dillodo
Ronso
Voiced by: Jennifer Dahlgren and
Tyler Mosier
Birthplace: Mt Gagazet
Hair Color: Evil bishonen silver
Eye Color: Blood red
Height: 5'8" (supposedly)
Age: Jailbait
Likes: Fire, killing, fire, maiming, fire, swords,
fire
Dislikes: Rain, it makes me soooo depressed
Sexuality: Secretly straight
Role: Crazy-assed, pyromaniacal,
androgynous bishonen who hates Bus for no readily apparent
reason. As a foil to Gay Lord Foker, the closet homo,
Dillodo is in fact a closet hetero. Being around the Bishonen
Squad makes him rather insecure about this. He also has
deus ex machina psychic powers
apparently.
Background: Dillodo is the biological
son of Mufasa Ronso. Growing up on Mt. Gagazet, he knew
that he was somehow different from the other Ronso children.
He grew up very insecure about his small horn size, and
that's why he developed an inferiority complex involving
large mecha, large flamethrowers, and large swords.
As a single working father, Mufasa had difficulty
caring for his destructive son, and Gay Lord Foker took
him into his special harem military unit, the Bishonen
Squad. He also gave Dillodo collagen injections, misunderstanding
his compensation problem for something to do with the
lips.
Since Dillodo took over the Bishonen Squad,
he has had a slightly-less-than-successful career of conquering
his own hometown
by repeatedly razing it to the
ground. Every one of his victories is marked by entire
civilizations being set to burnination.