Bishonen
Squad
Voiced by: Tyler Mosier, Joseph
Busby, Tony Esquivel
Birthplace: Middle Earth
Height: A good way to judge which ones top
Age: All jailbait
Likes: Each other, interpretive dance, the Village
People, Barbara Streisand, make-up, Tim Curry, painting,
body-painting, full-body-painting, naked full-body-painting,
tongue-in-cheek, Touga and Saionji, Zell Dincht, fashion
and interior decorating, Sasuke Uchiha, Dragonball Z,
Sir Lance-a-lot, Katamari Damacy, showering after gym
class, watching Fake, and Sephiroth Sexar (but who doesn't?).
Dislikes: Freakin' Shuichi, women (they have cooties),
body hair, fashion disasters (like Gay Lord Foker),
Sexuality: If you can't figure it out, I'm not
telling you.
Role: To be fabulous. Also, they fight
or something.
Background: The group consists of: Shasta Mario,
Dollet Mario, Gateau Mario, Mario Mario, Luigi Mario,
and Miguel del Mario. They are lead by Dillodo Ronso and
his father Mufasa. Gay Lord Foker trained them in the
ways of the ancient Roman soldiers, which proved to be
a very sexy mistake (as well as incredibly confusing for
Dillodo). Admittedly, he only did so in order to watch
them snap each other with towels in the shower.
They generally serve Gay Lord Foker as the special elite
forces FOXHOUND Bishonen Squad, used for only the
most dangerous of missions, and due to their success rate,
the most unimportant (thus, the codename: Team Rocket).
Fun Facts: Though they all have the same last
name, please try not to think of them as brothers. Sorry.